MarthaOct 3, 20183 minTo the parents of the boys in the changing room...I won’t have the chance to say this to your face so I am going to say it here. This is my platform, the place that I use to explain clea...
MarthaSep 6, 20183 minMorningFirst day of double school run. Second day of No.1 child’s new school, first day of No.2 child’s new school. Parent must be calm, posit...
MarthaApr 28, 20185 minSupermarketIt had been raining for days. There were only a few places that we could visit without a meltdown and all but one of those was outside. ...
MarthaFeb 24, 20183 minAdventureWhen I was young I had an almost intoxicating freedom. Whenever I wanted or needed to escape, I could simply get up and leave. Crap job...
MarthaJan 17, 20183 minLionessOh dear. You were doing so well. You’d come to help, to intervene at a time of madness and you seemed to be being constructive. I am a...
MarthaOct 10, 20171 minDear FriendDear Friend, I’m sending you this postcard because I’m really missing you when you leave for your new home. In fact, I’m already missing ...
MarthaSep 8, 20172 minBird of ParadiseShe walks past our house but doesn’t look over. He is pleased to see her and follows at a short distance, not wanting to interrupt her c...
MarthaAug 20, 20173 minTrainsetLast night I rearranged my kitchen. Not drastically but I’ve had a chuck out and put a few things in different places. My son and his f...
MarthaJul 21, 20171 minMaths - A note to his teacherA note to his teacher in April 2016. I find maths easy in my brains. I am able to read maths questions and crack the answer out of it’s ...
MarthaDec 20, 20162 minLegoIt has taken two days for The Builder to prepare the space. There are a selection of vehicles placed with precision around the construct...
MarthaNov 11, 20163 minTurtleAh, another day, another group of children taking the piss out of my boy. Every time he tells me that something has happened, I grill him...
MarthaOct 4, 20161 minWashing MachineA small boy kneels in reverence before the washing machine. ‘What will it be, Mummy?’ ‘Darks, love. 40 degrees, cotton, quick. Extra ri...
MarthaAug 7, 20163 minI got it wrong again...A friend asked us to come to her barbecue. She is more than a friend really, she’s one of those excellent people that texts every couple...