MarthaSep 17, 20171 minResourceful … when he is desperate to get on with his lego but someone has left a cup and straw on the table which makes him retch and panic and he c...
MarthaSep 8, 20172 minBird of ParadiseShe walks past our house but doesn’t look over. He is pleased to see her and follows at a short distance, not wanting to interrupt her c...
MarthaAug 20, 20173 minTrainsetLast night I rearranged my kitchen. Not drastically but I’ve had a chuck out and put a few things in different places. My son and his f...
MarthaJun 27, 20175 minSausages‘Why are you feeding him those disgusting sausages? With a diet like that he’ll be missing out on a lot of vitamins, wow’.’ Wow indeed. ...
MarthaDec 20, 20162 minLegoIt has taken two days for The Builder to prepare the space. There are a selection of vehicles placed with precision around the construct...
MarthaNov 11, 20163 minTurtleAh, another day, another group of children taking the piss out of my boy. Every time he tells me that something has happened, I grill him...
MarthaOct 4, 20161 minWashing MachineA small boy kneels in reverence before the washing machine. ‘What will it be, Mummy?’ ‘Darks, love. 40 degrees, cotton, quick. Extra ri...
MarthaAug 7, 20163 minI got it wrong again...A friend asked us to come to her barbecue. She is more than a friend really, she’s one of those excellent people that texts every couple...