It had been raining for days.  There were only a few places that we could visit without a meltdown and all but one of those was outside. ...

‘Why are you feeding him those disgusting sausages?  With a diet like that he’ll be missing out on a lot of vitamins, wow’.’ Wow indeed. ...

A friend asked us to come to her barbecue.  She is more than a friend really, she’s one of those excellent people that texts every couple...